MP! – making pop stars do the hard work, so we don’t have to. This week it’s the turn of Britain’s answer to a horny Justin Bieber Conor Maynard to introduce himself to you lot by filling in our brand new, patent-pending MP! Quiz Sheet. Keep reading to see Conor’s (rubbish) poem about how he got started in the music biz, a list of who and who doesn’t influence him and the dullest pop star he can think of (spoiler: it’s himself).
Correct – the odd one out IS Matt Cardle, because he’s rubbish. Has Conor been swotting up on MP!?
Some A grade GCSE artwork right there.
We give Conor 10/10 for this joke – extra points for relevance, given that the Superbowl just happened. A career in comedy should be his plan B.
We LOVE Nando’s here at MP! HQ, so if Conor wants us to come and make sure he’s not lonely, then we’ll jump at the chance. We’ll even hold him too.
According to the official MP! Psychiatrist (Braithwaite) seeing an evil panda in this pattern means that Conor has a secret tendency to stare at the bums of British alternative rock bands.
