There really is Dappymania. People have tattoos of my face on their backs. There are people crying. Every day of the tour I have seen at least five criers.
Back tattoos? Pfft, that’s child play Dappy – everyone knows that hardcore fans get face tattoos if they really love you…
I probably was like a queen in London, I was probably the people’s Queen that fought for lives… and I probably started off as a maid.
Could that really be Nicki’s past life? Sounds more like she’s seen Cinderella too many times to us.
Why do men fart more than women? Someone’s gonna give me a really mingin’ explanation to that now aren’t they!
Well Sian, you see, it’s all because… Actually, no, we’ll let you find out from someone else.
