One Direction Talk Liam Payne’s Pubes. POP BITS

POP BITS. If there’s one thing that can help us get through a Monday morning it’s definitely the thought of One Direction’s “areas”, so it’s a ruddy good job that 3/5 members have given an interview about Liam’s pubes, isn’t it?

As we all know by now, a crazed 1D fan (definitely not us) broke into Liam’s Australian hotel room and stole his boxer shorts, causing the paparazzi to catch a few snaps of Liam’s “public hair”, as Niall now calls it.

Now Liam has spoken to the New Zealand Herald about the ordeal and told us just how far away we were from seeing his Paynis.

“I just saw this eye peering through the middle of the crack where the door was. And my door doesn’t close fully so it was open and she started trying to open it! I was like what do I do? I’m naked and I have no resources around me to not be naked…and that’s why there’s a picture of me with almost my full penis out. We were millimetres from a bit of penis there.”

JUST MILLIMETRES AWAY? Well, we’re off to brainstorm how to take a few millimetres off of Liam’s jogging bottoms for next time… POP BITS OUT.