Hi Dr Agombar, I dropped a banana and slipped on the skin, whilst I was falling my trousers accidentally came down and I landed on the banana and it went up my bum. It accidentally got stuck and now I can’t get it out. I’m too scared to tell anyone, what should I do? Ian, 17
Ian i had a friend and this happened to him too, although it weren’t a banana and he didn’t slip but that’s another story. First things first get yaself to A&E before a banana tree starts growing inside ya pronto and second of all take a couple of laxatives and get that crap outta ya.
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